People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one!!
Babies are always more trouble than you thought -- and more wonderful.
As a mother, my job is to take care of what is possible and trust God with the impossible
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
The Lord picks special parents. They are chosen from above. For adoptions, take two giving hearts, filled with special lasting love.
Ten tiny fingers, ten tiny toes, she’s cute as a button, sweet as a rose.
I’m just as lucky as I can be. The world’s best Dad belongs to me!
If your baby’s “beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule, an angel all the time,” you’re the grandmar
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other
A New Dad
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.
Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.
After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found was
indeed full.
"Here's the problem," the doctor explained. "He just needs to be changed."
The perplexed father remarked, "But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!"
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